Friends: Rest assured! If you greet me with "Merry Christmas", I'll be happy to return the kind gesture in the exact same manner. My personal religious beliefs do NOT prevent me from wishing all my Christian friends a Merry Christmas.
Sadly, thanks to the effort by Liberals to outlaw any reference to the Creator, the following absurdity is slowly becoming the baseline norm.
"Please accept with no
obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally
conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral
celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable
traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of
your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular
traditions at all.
We also wish you a fiscally
successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of
the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2017, but not without due
respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to
society have helped make America great.
Not to imply that America is
necessarily greater than other countries or the only America in the Western
Hemisphere, our wishes are without regard to the race, creed, color, age,
physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting these greetings
you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or
withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original
greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the
wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law
and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to
perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period
of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever
comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of
a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."
Sincerely,
There is NO Santa Claus
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